So last week I walked up stairs and Jett had just gotten out of the shower. He was standing in the mirror and repeating “Oh Da*#, Oh Da*#”, over and over. So we had the following conversation….

ME: Jett what did you say?!

JETT: Oh Da*#.

ME: Son, why are you saying that?”

JETT: Because that’s what you say when the quarterback has the ball and he’s about to be sacked.

ME: Who told you that?

JETT: There was a guy who sat behind me at the Titans game last Sunday. He was bald, had a cowboy hat on and wore an Eddie George jersey. Whenever Kerry Collins was running with the ball and was about to get tacked he would say “Oh Da*#, Oh Da*#”.

ME: Well dude, we don’t say that word OK?

JETT: What word?

ME: The “D” word.

JETT: You mean Da*#.

ME: Yes son, that one.

I”m just praying they don’t get a game of football going at church this Sunday!

Have your kids done anything to shock or embarass you lately?