Because I’m allergic to dish washing detergent. What? I’m serious.

If you haven’t already seen them…
Why We Had Kids (Part 1)
Because I’m allergic to dish washing detergent. What? I’m serious.

If you haven’t already seen them…
Why We Had Kids (Part 1)
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You might need to have more children…
Who’s gonna’ refill the ice cube trays?
Take down the outdoor Christmas lights?
Clean out the car?
Pay the taxes?
Pull the weeds in spring?
And clean out the pool?
That’s gonna’ be hard for just 3 young boys!
@Sherri, my aunt and uncle have a dairy farm, so they had 12 kids. I wouldn’t recommend that for the faint of heart, though.
Proverbs 22:6. He will make a marvelous husband some day. I got one; I know.
this is great! I often think “why don’t I have kids to do this?” when I’m doing the dishes.
If you could just fly your kids over to Scotland once they’re done with your dishes??
No??
Guess, I’ll have to do them myself then….!
@brunettekoala, Maybe we could work out a deal.
wow dude…is he really a Bengals fan? my respect for your family just went sky high. too bad our team is really bad this year.
He has the cutest little face!
I laughed at the Twitter about you and the Smith’s going to look at lights. Three great girls and three awesome boys. Done! That was easy;)
rock on!
Allergic to dishwashing detergent….likely excuse! And if my husband suddenly becomes “allergic” as well it is all on you Pete!
Now your son…he totally rocks!
Why am I not suprised that you’d have him do that?
My parents had us do that, too. You’re brilliant for that, btw.
Adorable. I love this series. Makes me feel better that I’m not the only parent that says this to my kids
Just curious, tho. Is he using soap on a baking stone? Soap is a no-no on those – makes the next batch taste icky. Trust me. My sons did it to ours. MMmmmmmm, maybe it was their soapy revenge? I just thought of that. Mmmmmmm……
@Pete – wow. so there’s hope for my dirty dishes yet then? My Mum’s going over to Oklahoma for New Year, maybe she can stop off in Tennessee on her way back to Scotland?
Those are great reasons to have kids. Send them here I need someone to do the dishes.
They are great to take out the garbage and empty the litter boxes as well! OF course I hate to break it to you but they also are very good at spending your money.
It just gets worse as they get older.
forever, i thought my mom had me just so i can grab her cigarettes for her.
I can’t wait until mine get to this point!
You need to get that son of yours a new football jersey after doing our dishes. It should say Pittsburgh Steelers on it.
Oh, what do you when the kids are gone? Answer: go back to doing the dishes.
This picture is inspiration to me… I can face tomorrow.
I loved the blogs about why you had kids. Lol.
ocho cinco don’t do dishes!